Two In The Think Tank
Al and Andy try and come up with five sketch ideas. Maybe seven if we don't think that the first five were very good.
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67 - "SEVEN WONDER-WHAT-ALL-THE-FUSS-WAS-ABOUTS OF THE WORLD"
Renassance Man Man, Awareness, Le Bonheur, 1001 Films, Wonders, The Force Rejuvinates, Great Writers Worst Ideas
66 - "DOGBODY"
Imposterous, Is There a Doctor on the Plane, Mad Men Market, Josh's Fault, Nosehead, Roast Doctor
65 - "BANANAWEB"
These are the Clumps of Your Life, Combat Anecdote, The Insomniarchy, Banana, Yellownet
64 - "ROBOHOBO"
General Interest, Keeping Up With the Begonias, Fauxmless, Tarzanning, PinaColada.com, Early Work With Begonias
63 - "MISPLACED TRUST EXERCISE"
Hemlock in Everything, Statusometer, Obese King has Obese Servants, Trust, Moneyfinder, Filmmaker Film Thyself, The Pocket of Big Mint
62 - "YOU HAD ME AT DESIGNER BABY"
Over-Soaked, Ocean Squatter, My Weird Decisions, Yes This Is DNA, Designer Baby, War Actually
61 - "KELVINATOR 2 - JUDGEMENT DAY" - WITH MATT STEWART
Kelvinator, The Good Hat Defence, The Bad Wig Defence, The I Rest My Case Defence, Every Part of the Kangaroo, Meat to the Home, Peak Reference
60 - "MINORITY REPORT BUT WITH HAIRCUTS"
Transcending Physical Form, True Improvisation, a Tragic Sketch, Respect the Stain, Minority Re-Part, Everyone Famous
59 - "THE FIFTEEN COMMANDMENTS"
Scream Australia Redux, Thankinatrix, Truly Amateur, Pill in a Single Meal, Moses Transposes, Double Date with a Prophet, Paper
58 - "SOUP BOWL PARADOX"
Pedant Like it's 1999, My Secret, Plateautudes, The Award Ceremony at the End of the Universe, Is it a Bowl or a Plate, Full Award Dining Set
57 - "HALF POPE"
Dungeons and Desk Jobs, Olde Timey Lollye Shoppe, Nothing To Declare, Tar Tech, Bow and Arrow, Half Pope, Uninformed Sit Com
56 - "UNDERTHROWN"
Jesuscuse, Your Dead Dad is Gross, The Einstein Facebook, You're Kinging Wrong, Riot Diot, Underthrone
55 - "METAPHORPHOSIS"
Trapped, KSE, Fibonacci, Count Me In, Competitive Sandwich Metaphors
54 - "ABSOLUTE MINIMUM WAGE"
Adult Napped, War Zoning, I Don't Know A Lot About Art Burglary, Ruffles in Space Time, Absolute Minimum, A Year for a Moped
53 - "ANDY'S RAFFLE THING TBC"
The Everest of Self Control, Bag of Seeds, Cornering the Market in Affluenza Defence, 100 Terrible Lawyers, ARF, Home Economist
52 - "HOW DO WHALES WORK?"
Fixing the Friendship, Unfinished Witticisms, Addictive but Deadly, HDWW?, Sad Labs
51 - "LOOSE ZEUS"
Doff your Capitalism, Subscription Baby, God's Brother Tod, Loose Zeus, Memory All Alone on The Witness Stand, The Not Survival of the Not Fittest, Listianity
50 - "Hang In There Like" - WITH ANGUS GORDON
Social Therapy, Alibi Arcs, Wet Glove Flick, Soft Earned Thirst, Burke and Wills Pranksters, Schoolyard Tests, Red Bull Gives You A Lucrative Endorsement If You Are A Goat
49 - "Frontiers in Tourism"
Start Up Religion, Nullaboredom, Next Services, Fuck the Rich, Jerkalism
48 - "Pitching to Rick"
Honey I Extended the Franchise, Weaponisation, Nobel Prize Syndrome, Original Covers, It's Not Three Things
47 - "SKY WELL"
Improved Reception, The Most Knowledgeable Man Alive, Sky Wells, The Voyage of the Beagle, Hitman Uber
46 - "PUNK DOCTOR"
Erectus Comedianus, Fingerless Surgical Gloves, Life Hack, Fat Roll Satchel, TBHB, Don't Join The Circus
45 - "EVERY PART OF THE KING"
The Risks of Risk Free Heroin, Upsold at Gym, FRMS, Mimic Octopus, King's Foot, Looks Like it Sounds, Strength of Will Training
44 - "DAD BUNK"
Fair Trade, Forkward, One Man Hospital, ST:PP, Life Bombing, Sub Par, Consequences Club
43 - "BOWER BOY"
Deco Bird, White Collar Crime, Bjorn and Gerard, Front to Front, Pearly Gated Community
42 - "SUPER SLOW MO GUY"
Every Single Thought Man, Pride and Prejudice and Bad Friends, MinusOneiverse, Does My Bumble Bee Look Big In This Scientific Paper, The Balls on Spielberg
41 - REAL BUSINESS IDEA - With Matt Stewart
Military Silliness, Fish Reminder, Missing the Point, Structural Engineers Hate Him, Optometrist of Sauron
40 - "I LOVE YOU COLD TURKEY"
Suggestions from the People, Robot (Threat), Robot (Date), Robot (Robot), Modest Man, Off Ice, I Love You Cold Turkey
39 - "5D"
My Cousin the Gas, Pinching Legs, Fluffy Bubble Car, 10% of Your Ass, UCT
38 - "COMEDY FESTIVAL SPECIAL"
See "Two in the Think Tank" at Melbourne International Comedy Festival from the 26th of March to the 6th of April. 11.15PM, at the Imperial Hotel. Pool of Vomit, Revolutionary Marketing, Mower Management, Emotional Rollercoaster, Last Night I Got Hugged.
37 - "TROLLING ALIENS"
MYOBRILLIANTLY, Infinity Flopout, Personal Subdivision, The Trenches of the Permian-Triassic, SETI, Neolithic Obsolescence, Ferrous, Canvass.
36 - "MAN HUG PAT"
Vermin on the Mount, Man Hug, Wrong Song, Sense of Awesomeness, Damper on the Conversation, Englandment
35 - "TAKE THIS SNICKERS"
Timbaland Troubadour, CCT, Look Who's Talking English, C Level, Stereotyping-Darwin, Take These Snickers, Proverb Busters
34 - "COMEBACKS TO COMPLIMENTS"
Bread is Pain, Escaped Politician, I am Rubber You are Great, Changing the Pastie, Life Drawing
33 - "BOMB DETECTOR DETECTOR"
Shit Dictionary, Fox News, Yawn of the Dead, Feature Length Equal Strength, BDSI, Plain Food, Airport Insecurity, Food Whipping
32 - "SPONGE BOOM SQUARE PANTS"
Sponge Boom, Nostril, The 70's, What Isn't Love?, Anti-Mozart, Unmotivated Vampires
31 - "CROWD FUNDED SPACE HOUND"
Jupiter Gravity, Space Hound, iRowboat, Sci-Fi Realist, A History of Transhumanism, Whistle Egotist, Phone Check Interview
30 - "When U2 was a part of Microsoft"
Man who instantly overcomes adversity, My strang insecurity, When U2 was a part of Microsoft, Political Problem Think Tank, Happy Ending, Holding Hands Parkour, You can't see your own shirt
29 - “CORPORATE MEDITATION”
Corporate Meditation, Overheads, Lying for the Good, Tiny Detail Tour, Think Tank Anthem
28 - "EXPORT QUALITY DICTIONARY"
Bad Alcoholic, Non Embarassing Dictionary, Dog Owner Show, Fuck Norton, Tradies in the Garden
27 - "CLASSIC REVERSAL"
The Invention of Fire Extinguishers, Flight of the Cannonball, Dog Park, Early Early Man, Conceptual Lost and Found
TWO IN THE SHORTS: 02 "POO IN THE SHORTS"
The Thespian Footballer, British remakes of American sitcoms
26 - "DOG NEGOTIATOR"
Didn't Know He Had To Shit, Always Surprised, Dog Negotiator, Really Ridiculous Choice, More Elaborate Vouchers, Two in the Australia Think Tank
25 - "Fountain of Youths"
Being of Pure Disapproval, I Do ... And, Artesian Basin of Moet, FWP, Fountain, Sexual Orienteeting
EP24 - "Horse Car Gap" - WITH PAT BURTSCHER AGAIN
Bop and Steal, Horse Car Gap, Unaware Olympics, Smalltalk Smackdown, Google Animal
23 - "MOST BEAUTIFUL" - WITH PAT BURTSCHER
Bumper Boys, Zombies, Emotional Exposure, Most Beautiful, Ban Ki Moon - Internet Troll, Other Uses For Pele
22 - "PAP THE SUN" - With latecomers HENRY STONE and PAT BURTSCHER
The Debt Collector, Industrial Grade, Dalai Lama, Fuck-Kill-Marry the Last Cow, I am Legend, Pap the Sun
21 - "Injustice League"
The Grouchos, Surprise Mothers Day, Sub Heroes, Better Than Fun, Double Agent
"LOST EPISODE" 14 - "Mechanically Recovered Hope"
With thanks again to Evan Munro-Smith. Putting Down Alfred, Organic Produce, HOPE, Masco-Vajazzling, Gold Coin Rush
20 - "FREDDY VS LOUIS" - WITH MARTIN DUNLOP
Travel Time, Australia's Worst Drug Dealer, Louis' Weird Weekends, AVDPM, Pall of Duty
19 - "THIS AMERICAN LIFT"
Breaking Bad, Fixing Fine, Meth Kitchen Nightmares, Ira Glass Elevator, Guy Who's Rushing, The Honesty Rover
"LOST EPISODE" 14 - "Guy Who Likes Art"
Thanks again to Evan Munro-Smith for the recovery of this episode. Man Who Likes Art, I Don't Care, Guy Who Doesn't Know How To Use Money, Office Pilitics, Cannonball Apocalypse, Lord Of the Ring Road
"LOST EPISODE" 13 - "Big Dead Bush Pig"
Thanks to Evan Munro-Smith for recovering this episode: Big Dead Bush Pig, So Close, Erotic Peer Fiction, Negotiating Positions, Confusing the Issue, Going Home to Spawn
18 - "BAD TIME ISLAND" - WITH JACK DRUCE
Goal Setting Cavemen, Pointless Kennedy, Inconvenience City, Heavy Metal Tuning Fork, In The Sex City
17 - "ONE WILD NIGHT"
Sign Shop, The illusion of Magic, One Wild Night, Wall St Crash, Fire Woman, Six Grey Geezers
16 - "BITCOIN" - WITH NICK CAPPER
Lofty Bunker, Murder Amnesty, Inspiration 1, Inspiration 2, Inspiration 3, Inspiration 4 (Man of Constant Struggle), Beaver Currency
TWO IN THE SHORTS: 01 "TWO IN THE SHIRTS"
Auction Bloc, Rolling with the Hermits
15 - "Jelly Hands"
Survival of the Pitifulest, Smugging, A Very Successful Family, Jelly, Domestic Oil Spill
14 - "MRU"
Chronological Challenges, Performing Infanticide, Pug King (not), Mr Knife Guy, Reality in the Dock, Diagnosis: Molder, MRU
13 - "West Wing Man"
Book by its Cover, Hitch 2, Nice Guy Court, Nobody Understands Me, Slobqualities, Little Boy Lost Property, God Teat, Third Gen Dental
12 - "Ripley's Eat It Or Don't"
Ripley, The Seven Stories, High Concept, The Invention Of The UZI, Changing Poles, Staring At The Wall
11 - "All You Can Stand"
The 7 Habitats, All You Can Stand, Religious Program, The Real Fake Julia, Making It Work
10 - "Word To Your Nan"
Jolly Jelly, Word To Your Nan, Free Range Nest Egg, Astronomical Costs, The Tea Trail
09 - "UCF" - With Peader Thomas
Like A Rock, People's Democratic Republic of Elbow, UCF, Returned Drones Club, Anecdotal Evidence
08 - "Terrified Buddhist" - With Jack Druce
Ice Kream, Man On Fire, Scream Australia, Terrified Buddhist, Whale JFK, The Other Thing, Demi PR
07 - "Mongolian BBQ"
Careers Counsellor, Monopoly, A Sunburned Diary, UPOTUS, Cafe-teria, Pulling Teeth, Countdown to Stroke
06 - "The CEO of Yamaha"
Man Flakes, Paving Prodigy, Uncertain Wisdom, CEO of Yamaha, Jumping on Backs, Nominal Indeterminism, Satire
05 - "Over A Bowling Alley"
When I Stopped Caring, The Belly Of My Wife, The Big Banging, Under A Restaurant, Floodwaters
04 - "Wrote My Dad Off"
Ten Days A Year, Fetish for Science, Inland Surf Lifesaver, Ants, Doctor Fan Base, Really Cool Doctor, Wrote My Dad Off
03 - "The Sigh Barrier"
Comment Gallery, Freedom From Metaphor, Animal on Animal Violence, Every Leader Should Have a Hat, Intelligent Eye Design, Lion Pitt, Life Support
02 - "The Clause"
The Audience Cut, The Suffer Club, Sketch Writer Junkie, Outside the Actors Studio, On the Seventh Day he Invented the Cul De Sac, Son You're Becoming a Business Man, A Baker's Half Dozen, The Clause
01 - "Wig Van"
The Best Defensive, Trackers, The Latvian Coat of Arms, Get Your Ears off my R's, Jesus is My Skype Contact, Wig Van